NHTSA Complaint #10948905 — 2012 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE

2012 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE OVERLAND BECAME POSSESSED. WHILE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY, LIGHTS BEGAN FLASHING ON DASH, OCCASIONAL LURCHES FROM TRANSMISSION, ONE HEADLIGHT GOES OUT AT NIGHT. WHEN I PULL OVER AND TURN THE CAR OFF, IT WILL NOT START. IT WAS AS THOUGH EVERYTHING IS DEAD. NO RESPONSE FROM ANY BUTTON ON THE KEY. AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES, THE HEADLIGHTS BEGAN FLASHING AND HORN BLEATING AS THOUGH EMERGENCY. I PRESSED THE "PANIC" BUTTON ON THE KEY FOB AND IT STOPPED. CAR NOW STARTED. I DROVE A FEW MILES THEN EVERYTHING BEGAN GOING CRAZY AGAIN. WHEN I STOPPED, WITH CAR STILL RUNNING, WINDSHIELD WIPERS BEGAN WORKING AS THOUGH ON INTERMITTENT. THEN THEY BEGAN WIPING FAST. I TRIED TURNING THE WIPERS ON OR OFF, TO NO AVAIL. THEY WERE WORKING WITH THEIR OWN MIND. DANGEROUS! I HAD NO IDEA, WHILE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY, IF BOTH HEADLIGHTS WOULD SUDDENLY GO OUT (IT WAS NIGHT WHILE I WAS DRIVING) INSTEAD OF JUST ONE, TRANSMISSION DAMAGE MAY OCCUR (WHAT WAS CAUSING THE LURCHING?). WHEN I PULLED OVER. *TR